Pie R Squared Act 1 Scene 3

Act 1 Scene 3: Snoring Beauty

John Q: hi, John Q here. Joe wasn't feeling very happy with himself. He thought, 'oh God..what have I done?'
She lay sleeping. The Cornish light bounced off the sea through the flimsy bed & breakfast net curtains. Just then she (FART NOISE) broke wind.
'Mmn, I think that might be a sign.' Joe pondered.
Just then the late night drinking and following battered, jumbo sausage and chips fart hit his nostrils.
"Jesus Christ!"
As any true gentleman would, our hero makes his exit; leaving a cheque for his bed and board with the landlady, leaving snoring beauty.
Next stop, Somerset. Joe decides to skip breakfast.


Poet: car started 'n' gulls battle- they'll take your pasty or ice-cream straight from your hand do you feel guilt question mark or is it all part of the process we humans can be such temporal creatures in the scheme of things and what would it be this life if we occasionally did not embrace question mark unlike lovers but more of a carnal sin to be sinned question mark indulge or be indulged this fleeting image of a vehicle speeding along

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