Pie R Squared Act 6 Scene 1

Pie R Squared Act 6 Scene 1: The Perfect Pie

(SHOPKEEP SOUNDS, PURCHASE OF PIES)

(OUTSIDE)

Joe: my God..I mean, goodness this is..(SOUNDS OF PIE EATING)

John Q: Joe is lost for words.

Pie Chorus: how is it Joe?
Was it what you expected?
Can we have a taste?
Go on, be a mate.
Don't be greedy,
we are also needy.

Joe: here have this extra one,
I don't think you'll be disappointed,
it's a delight, a pie crusted wish,
it's a succulent bounty
in a foil dish.

Pie Chorus: by heavens, Joe you're right,
any proclamation contrary would sound trite!
Let's sing in celebration,
for this pie-tastic nation:
(JOE JOINS IN)
God bless you E W Reed,
for this magnificent feed,
we praise you on high,
for this- the perfect pie!