I Am

I am a man, I am a hard man,
You betta watch out cause I'll win,
You cross me I'll do ya,
I'll tear you a new asshole for y'.

You ask anyone from this town,
Knuckle duster white blood free,
Y' like the way y' look,
Then stay away from me.

I am a colossal asshole,
I claim my pay- dole,
I am monster weight-trained,
I can introduce you to pain.

Sarah, my missus, so sweet,
She's handy on the street,
She's my wife, betrothed,
She works hard to pay my dole.

I am a colossal asshole,
I claim my pay- dole,
I am monster weight-trained,
I can introduce you to pain.

There's many who have tried,
There's all who've almost died,
You can chance your arm,
But A&E beckons my friend,
For me it's a living to the end

I am a colossal asshole,
I claim my pay- dole,
I am monster weight-trained,
I can introduce you to pain.

I wished I hadna been inside,
But prison, it marks my pride,
An easy stretch to escape living,
An easy way out- how I make my...living.

I am a colossal asshole,
I claim my pay- dole,
I am monster weight-trained,
I can introduce you to pain.

In the end it's 20 years now,
Always up for a good row,
The colossal goat fuck of my life,
Is a testament to paranoid strife.
There are those who criticise,
But they don't know me,
And my take on living, a life.

I am a colossal asshole,
I claim my pay- dole,
I am monster weight-trained,
I can introduce you to pain.

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